Visit Patrykstan today!

Welcome to the official web site for Patrykstan, a western European island north of Germany, between Denmark and England.

Want to make a difference in Patrykstan? The Autismish Internetworking Data System (AIDS) needs funding! With your help, AIDS can spread around Patrykstan. If AIDS obtains successful funding, it can strengthen the infrastructure of Patrykstan greatly.

The Patslane Office of Operations and Processing (POOP) is proud to announce their annual computing contest has started! Students from all around Patrykstan are encouraged to participate in the contest. Big news for POOP!

Urger has won the restaurant of the year award! Get your very own quarter-eaten, piss-covered, good ol' Estonian burgers!

Season 2 of Cuz U Need Talk (CUNT) is in production.